so that wasnt chicken after all
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize