i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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