wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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