Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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