i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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