Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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