Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm gonna have a badass scar
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
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whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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