I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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