No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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