she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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