Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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