haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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