Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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