sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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