turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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