we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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