this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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