Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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