Only a mothe r could love this liver
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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