I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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