Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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