We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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