1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
He called his prostate his "boner button".
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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