whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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