Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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