If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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