Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
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