That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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