Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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