I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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