I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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