she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Send help, water and tortillas.
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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