I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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