i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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