When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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