Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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