She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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