I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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