I'm really into asian looking animals
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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