I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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