idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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