im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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