one two three fourrrrnication!
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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