I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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