And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Randomize