so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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