Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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