that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
now i know why i became what i already was.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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