Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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