Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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